BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about his order. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden quickly escalated the situation. Witne